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Blog Manifesto

This blog is more about the experiences that I go through everyday that seem to have nothing to do with anything. They are quotes that I hear, that will turn into conversations. They are only really understood by myself and by though who are involved with the quote itself.
I have chosen to not give the full story behind any of them because I feel like that would take away from the story and take away from the quotes themselves. Also, by only giving just the quotes, I leave the interpretation of how the quote came about and what caused this sentence and statement to come about. I have found that this is the only way to keep everyone satisfied, because everyone has a different way of remembering things that happened, even if these things were recent.
Anyways, that is the last thing I will actually talk about that will make any sense to anyone else

What We Want

"You can have your 50 year old lover, just let me have this"

This brought me back to this quote
"You can have what you want open and I'll have what I have open"

Husbands and Lovers

"james, James, ....and Hugh"

Husbands: Adrian, James, John
Loves: James, Richard, Hugh

-"You have such a dirty mind"
-"Yes, we want 50 year old lovers, but Stephanie's the one with the problem"

"You can't go through an affair willy nilly-you have to be focused"

Vasectomy?

Ok, I heard this:
My bio prof. told a girl in lab that he was getting a vasectomy. Isn't this a private matter that should only be discussed with your partner? Maybe it's an American thing....

pink eye-really?

Ok, here's one more for today
The lovely bathroom stalls gave me this one
"I had pink eye in grade school. Do I have to miss class because my eye is red?"
-I mean really? What the heck-GRADE school as in more than 5 years ago? Yes, you have to miss all of your classes because your eye is slightly red. oh wow

E-mail from Mom

Here's some interesting things that my mom sent me via e-mail

Toilets

This one just made me laugh
"International Toilets:
Going In=Russian
Inside=European
Coming out=Finnish"

An Indoor Track Meet

An indoor track lead to this one:
"HOLY COW BATMAN! Do you see those weights?!?"

Also, a great one for any girl. I'm sure some understand this feeling, and it is from 27 Dresses
"I feel like I just found out the my favorite love song was written about a sandwich"


Or another good one, who most pre-teen girls will love and know
"stupid shiny volvo owner"
I actually let out a chuckle when I read that.

Girl Car

"I think my car's a girl, even though it has a stick..."

Sexual Orientatation

"Dance dance dance, party in my pants"
Enough said

Night Affairs that turn into Day Affairs

Thanks to one of those lovely stink bugs that way ON MY SHORTS last night-don't worry they weren't on me, but I know have a great quote for this
"IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!!"
Thank you roomie

Also, thanks to my roommate and Ellie, I now have another quote that has been combined with telling the story about the above quote and all of it's riduculousness with this:
"There's a hole in my bucket..."
yes, this is the nursery rhyme come to life in the smallest of ways

My Pilates prof.

She literally said this to us one day as we were doing our usual routine:
"Now-it's o.k. to let out a little fart"

Also, a lovely text message that I got woken up to by one of the whitest girls I know:
"I really hate 2 trip but I gotta loc as they croak i c myself in the pistol smoke fool im the kinda G the little homies wanna b like on my knees in the night"

Also, among some of the wonderful things, that is true of my campus dorm rooms:
"OMG our room is full of air and the sweet scent of the night and joy and love BC WE OPENED THE TOP WINDOW!!!"

Can 2 Straight Men Share An Umbrella?

This blog is open to anyone. There is no real purpose, just funny things that happen to cross you during the day.
Mine is a fortune cookie that I received that asked: Can two straight men share an umbrella?
This is not a fortune to me, but rather something to ponder. I have asked several men, my own father said no. My friends dad said yes, but no, he never has, nor will.

Another quote that I have is an odd conversation that I was involved in:
-"I wish there was a pig farm around here"
~"I wish that bottle of booze was full"

Another good one:
"I have a hamburger in my purse"