Saturday, March 28, 2009

Cyborgs

Ok, so while watching Blade Runner
I simply stated: "It doesn't even make sense because she isn't even real-she's a cyborg! I mean, really, they can lift 6 tons of shit with their pinkies, but one shot and they're done!"

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Bar Money

Today I found out that my mom had borrowed cash from my younger brother.
He's sixteen with no job and spends money like crazy and is always asking her for money.
She used that money to go to the bar.
He did not know that, but was pissed: he actually gave her a lecture about money.
I simply thought this was funny

Thursday, March 5, 2009

oh thank you news

So, I was watching the news tonight, it so happened that there was a news clip with the Indiana Governor and the most recent winner of Miss America working out on ellipticals. Yep, I'm sure they were talking about something very politically important or how embarrassing it is to be filmed working out-especially when the camera man was BEHIND them-wierd